TWELVE STEP INTERNET RECOVERY PROGRAM

[Rev Sister Lilli]

TWELVE STEP INTERNET RECOVERY PROGRAM
12 step recovery Program
1) I will have a cup of coffee in the morning and read my
newspaper like I used to, before the Internet.

2) I will eat breakfast with a knife and fork and not with
one hand typing.

3) I will get dressed before noon.

4) I will make an attempt to clean the house, wash clothes,
and plan dinner before even thinking of the Internet.

5) I will sit down and write a letter to those unfortunate
few friends and family that are Internet-deprived.

6) I will call someone on the phone who I cannot contact via
the Internet.

7) I will read a book...if I still remember how.

I will listen to those around me and their needs and stop
telling them to turn the TV down so I can hear the music on
the Internet.

9) I will not be tempted during TV commercials to check for
email.

10) I will try and get out of the house at least once a week,
if it is necessary or not.

11) I will remember that my bank is not forgiving if I forget
to balance my checkbook because I was too busy on the Inter-
net.

12) Last, but not least, I will remember that I must go to
bed sometime... and the Internet will always be there
tomorrow!

[Rev Sister Lilli]

~lol~

[Rev Sister Lilli]

From the hallowed halls of buried gems!!!

[Mystic]

I'm clearly not ready for the 12 steps -- I'm not even willing to admit I have a problem,
and seek help.

I guess you know someone has hit rock bottom when they're out on the meridian
of a major thoroughfare with a "WILL WORK FOR BROADBAND" sign, in a large font
on their laptop...

[Rev Sister Lilli]

lol

[Rev Sister Lilli]

UP

[Rev.Johnson]

how funny!!! and true!!!